Total Medals Earned: 4,582 (From 869 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,560 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Finish the game
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (100/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (175/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 11/12 (390/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (60/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.