Total Medals Earned: 4,611 (From 873 different games.) Total Medal Score: 79,045 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/125 points)
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/265 points)
Appreciate those good, good people in the credit screen!
Destroy a total of 100 asteroids
Obtain full plasma, laser upgrades with a shield equipped
Don't let a single pink enemy past you!
Destroy a total of 500 mines
Defeat the evil one eye'd space crab on normal mode
Save the universe from the evil space crab on Hardcore difficulty!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 7/21 (50/860 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 6/10 (45/105 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 20
Finished Level 40
Rated A on all levels
Medals Earned: 10/10 (165/165 points)
Flags game unlocked
Hands game unlocked
Invaders game unlocked
Run game unlocked
Cannon game unlocked
Drive game unlocked
Balance game unlocked
Math game unlocked
Mouse game unlocked
Bounce game unlocked
Medals Earned: 12/14 (165/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge